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COINCIDENCE?!
we
think
NOT!
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THE
VIET CONG
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THE
EWOKS
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Able
to defeat technologically
advanced foe using only
primitive weapons, booby traps, and
knowledge of their forest home
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Ditto
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Ditto
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Dedicated
Communists
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Lived
in utopian
treetop village
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Blown
up in movies by
Industrial Light and Magic-
generated napalm
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Blown
up in movies by
ILM-generated
AT-ATs
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"Me
so horny" line from
Full Metal Jacket keeping
countless Asian-fetish
pr0n sites afloat
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Cuteness
and cuddliness turned
into marketing bonzana
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Needed
only an AK-47
and a bowl of rice a day to fight
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The
Vietnam war caused an entire
generation to lose its innocence and faith
in America
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Return
of the Jedi caused an entire
generation to lose its innocence and faith in George Lucas
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A generation
later,
movies and TV shows are
still being made about
the Vietnam experience
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The
Ewoks Christmas
Special
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Single
item in wardrobe: black pyjamas
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Single
item in wardrobe: hoods
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Could
live off the land,
sleeping anywhere and eating anything
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Wanted
to barbecue and
eat Mark Hamill, for Chrissakes!
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Years
later, buying Coca-Cola
and opening up to free trade
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Years
later, still being used
to shill Coca-Cola and sell
merchandise
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