Evil mastermind of an
international terrorist organization

Could only be defeated by the
elite G.I. Joe team

Nifty turban

Also wore a helmet
that made his head
look like a penis

Also wears a beard
that makes his face look
like a vagina

Obsessed over by prepubescent boys

Obsessed over by politicians

Vowed to return and take his revenge
while running away at the end of
every episode

Keeps vowing his revenge
after every bombing,
while hiding in cave

Followers used advanced weaponry
with scary names like "Rattler"

Followers use advanced weaponry
with scary names like "anthrax"

Cobra would seem to fire an awful lot of ammo, but never hit anything

Taliban seems to fire an awful lot of ammo,
but never hits our planes

Made thousands of kids
want to join the Army

Got thousands of adults
to join the Army

Turned into a giant snake in
"G.I. Joe: The Movie"

Is a giant snake

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