Nicole Blackman's Courtesan Tales
Review by
Tristan Trout and Mistress Rowena

The Night the Stars Came Back to Manhattan
A Luddite's View of the Blackout of '03
by Ken Mondschein

Scenes From Last Week's
Porno Liberation Front/Fark Party!
by Ken Mondschein

Dancing Barefoot by Wil Wheaton
Make Sure You've Had a Tetanus Shot!
by Ken Mondschein

The Odd Todd Contest!
Win A Copy of Odd Todd's New Book!
by Ken Mondschein

The Complete Moron's Guide to Ordering Pizza
That's A Spicy Meatball!
by Zeke MacNeil

Burnin' Down the House
The Skinny on MTV's "Fraternity House"
by Ken Mondschein

Non-Commerical Valentine's Day Suggestions
Use at your own risk.
by The Corporate Mofo Web Staff

James Brown Is Dead
Because I Fucking Killed Him
by Tristan Trout

Men's Apparel Alliance:
Mere Trade Association. . . Or Anti-Khaki Al-Quaeda?
by Tristan Trout

Get Baked Before It's Too Late!
Amsterdam Falls to the Barbarous Hordes
by Sandra M.

bullets and bollides
A man, a motorcycle, and an existential search for some meteors
by John F. Stepp

Internet Horror Stories
Click here to find out what happens
when an Instant-Messenger propositon
goes horribly wrong.
by Tristan Trout

Shaving My Soul
Or, "Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow":
Ken Finds A Compromise Between "Safe For Work" and Utter Geekdom
by Ken Mondschein

Evil Masterminds Think Alike
Osama bin Laden. . . Or Cobra Commander?
by the Corporate Mofo Staff