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Ken Mondschein

Publisher, Founder, CEO, and Chairman of the Bored
Ken's publishing experience includes a variety of print and online media, from magazines to textbooks. Currently a Ph.D. student at Fordham University, Ken's first book, A History of Single Life, is due to be published "pretty soon now"; he is also a regular writer for nationally distributed Renaissance and Mysteries magazines and a staff member of the widely-read and hugely influential Web site Fark.com. His work has appeared in the New York Press, Disinformation, McSweeneys.net, Erotic New York, and many other print and online publications. An avid student of classical and historical fencing, equestrian, former Renaissance-fair jouster, and second-degree black belt in karate, Ken currently lives in Manhattan's East Village; Northampton, Massachusetts; and, occasionally, Edinburgh, Scotland..

 

Mistress Rowena
Staff Dominatrix and Sex Advice Columnist
Sometimes feared, always respected, Mistress Rowena's firm hand sets wayward hearts straight. with just a touch of discipline. If you passed her on the street, you wouldn't know who she is, but get on her bad side... wowie.

 


Tristan Trout
Editorial Director, Head Writer, and Designer
A freelance writer, Tristan has been many things in his time: A jouster in a renaissance fair, an editor at a pornographic magazine, and, most recently, CORPORATE MOFO's editorial director. Equally at home on horseback or hoisting a pint in some dark hole in the East Village, Tristan is the creative spark behind the project.

 


Backsight Forethought

Washington, D.C. Bureau Chief
In his spare time between writing gigs as a freelancer for various magazines and journals Bob is a professional officer in the United States Army. He learned the fine art of high-literature while attending those prestigious writing schools, the United States Army Airborne, Ranger, and Air Assault courses. He is a 7th Cavalry officer. When not traipsing around the planet serving in assignments in light and mechanized infantry in positions around the globe, he enjoys relaxing with a nice bottle of Riesling and discussing the finer points of the Hegelian dialectic and what it means to American politics today. He taught history at the United States Military Academy at West Point, was a "fellow" at the DC think-tank the Center for Strategic and International Studies in Washington, DC (which the people at Brookings refer to as "those lefties over at CSIS"), and is presently assigned to the Pentagon as a U.S. Army Strategist. He is also currently adjunct faculty in the Department of History at George Mason University where he enjoys twisting young minds. His books include Digital War (Presidio, 1999, and now available in Korean and Chinese language editions) and No Gun Ri, A Military History (Stackpole Books, 2002).

 

Mitchell "Tex" Missouri
Staff Writer
Born in Texas and now resident in New York, Mitch is a guerilla filmmaker and provocateur. His blog can be read here.

 


 

 

 


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